Fugitives announce Italian outreach programme
As part of our outreach programme, we are pleased to announce a job swap opportunity forged with the legions of Italian Blues fans.
Word famous referee Pierluigi Collina has agreed to play bass guitar for the next three gigs, while Jason The Mighty Boosh will be refereeing Marshfield under 8’s at Pontcanna on Saturday.
Pierluigi has nailed the basslines for “The letter”, “Homework” and “Born to be Wild”, while Jason almost knows the offside law.
He is pioneering a revolutionary style of officiating which is called “JB’s natural justice”. If one team gets a free kick, the other team gets one two. If one team has a player sent off, then so should the other team. If one team’s supporters and parents shout abuse at you, you award a penalty against them and stick your tongue out as you return to the halfway line.